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51 lines
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I use Arch BTW!
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Now with 100% more Linux!
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GNU's not UNIX!
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Praise Tux!
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Wine is not an Emulator!
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I am Root!
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Still stuck in Vim!
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Won't sell your data!
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Now with Rust!
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Full of Distros!
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Do redistribute!
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May contain penguins!
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Support FOSS devs!
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Bailing out!
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Everything is a file!
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May contain systemd...
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Open source!
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Made in Finland!
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It's not a bug, it's a feature!
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It's GNU/Linux!
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Sudo rm -rf!
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Yes, do as I say!
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90% bug free!
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Not water proof!
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Used by billions!
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12345 is a bad password!
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Turing complete!
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Woah.
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I have a suggestion.
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pls fix
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beep beep
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Boop!
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Splash!
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[Insert splash text here]
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Made by "real" people!
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Viruses have no power here!
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No place like ~
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Used in space!
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No reboots required!
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Case sensitive!
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.exe won't work here!
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No ads!
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May contain spaghetti...
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No registry needed!
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Forward slashes only!
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No DLLs needed!
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127.0.0.1 > localhost :)
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No caffeine!
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Zero calories!
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Do not eat!
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